December 2010
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Narrowly avoided a 7 hour flight of awkwardness; my seat was right next to Ronny. Luckily sara switched with him.
Got drunk, went on chatroulette, talkief to a scottish satanist for 3hours, and only saw one dixk. Good night
We should be on the runway, taking off right now :(
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so...
I’ve decided that if we ever do get our cancelled flights rebooked, when we go through security I’ll take the full-body scan instead of the full-body fondle.
Dear TSA agents,
You can look but you can’t touch; Hands off the dancers.
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may or...
may not remember the London parade routine. It doesn’t help that I don’t have a flag to practice with.
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Drawing pictures on my phone during Mass. Expect updates.
We’re taking bets on which altar boy will fall asleep first. My money’s on the boy on the right
I survived 2010 without getting pregnant.
alexa-tentacles:
castawayyesterday:
Oh wait, there’s still plenty of time before January 1st… Not to mention, LONDON IN 3 DAYS!!!
But seriously. No pregnancies.
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just cooked...
the most amazing white sauce ever with my mom. We mixed it with clam juice and the cooking juices from the seafood so it tastes amazing. It’s so rich, but it’s going to taste amazing tomorrow night :D
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS!
sashanako:
YEEEHHHSSS!! ♫
EXCITED!!! <3
Ahahahaha Unmbridge”s a bitch!!! AhzhsgahHahahahah
15 hour...
Harry Potter marathon continues. Goblet of Fire is ending. We’re drinking Franzia. I’m giddy! Butterbeer makes me sick :P
Iiiiiii like alcohol :DDD
Whoooooo!!!! NOw we’re statrting THe Order of the Phoenix! Two more movies left
Just started goblet of fire; we’re halfway through!!!
Butterbeer isn’t alcohol; it’s magic!!
new drinking game...
for any of the Bourne trilogy and I believe just about any Matt Damon movie. Take a shot every time Matt Damon appears in the scene with one eyebrow cocked up. Very short night.
wake up in the morning...
looking like a punk rocker.
No hair products involved. This is my natural bed head. And I can’t get it back to normal unless I shower. It’s kind of fun.
it's kind of funny...
watching everybody say that they’re attending that highlighter party on January 15th. Especially since I’m seeing a lot of Nuance kids “attending”. I’m hoping they realize that January 14th-16th is Highland weekend…
harry potter night...
with my high school friends? What could go wrong? Butterscotch schnapps + cream soda = butterbeer
Bring it!
I really...
really really want to live in Harrisonburg this summer. I can’t live with that man for an entire summer. I need to get out of here. Can I go back to JMU yet?
might have...
at least two A’s this semester. Definitely got an A in Statistics because I was one of two people to own the exam with a 98%. According to Blackboard, I think I might have an A- in Ecology which is more than I was expecting. And I think I might get an A or B+ in Philosophy because I magically kept pulling A’s out of my butt on exams. Oh yeah and unless something went horribly...
I think I’m going inSAAAAAAAAAAAANE
Read the above statement to match the baby’s change in facial expression. It’s mildly amusing.
watching...
that owl gif makes me try to imitate the owl’s head movements. The boy two bookshelves down is judging me hardcore. DON’T JUDGE ME. IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING.
You should try it too! It’s fun!
roommate just called...
twice. To “make sure yr okay dude!”. And then asked me how long I would be out of the room.
I’m betting she’s having a boy over. It’s FINALS WEEK! You should be studying!!! Granted, I should be as well. And what am I doing? Totally not surfing Tumblr.
so...
I’m studying philosophy right now.
Round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round...
studying...
in TDU, half tempted to sleep here. Or if I’m feeling ambitious, walk over to memorial and sleep in the library so all I have to do is set an alarm for my 8 am exam
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should be...
studying for stat. But tumblr keeps popping up. I think I’m going to turn my computer off now.
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I've noticed...
that people in Chandler are starting to know me based on my roommate’s actions. As I was walking towards the tv lounge last night, I passed the RA station and Will and my RA, Cyrus were inside talking; Will looked at me, laughed and was like, “I just saw your roommate. John’s coming over?” I laughed and Cyrus turned to me and was like, “I am so sorry.”
After...
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2 hours later...
I’m going to sleep.
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15 MORE MINUTES??!! WHAT, HE CAN’T KEEP IT UP OR SOMETHING???
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SHE SAID SHE’D BE DONE IN 20 MINUTES SO I LET HER HAVE THE ROOM. LIES. IT’S BEEN AN HOUR. FUCKING LIES. THANK GOD I KNOCKED.
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JOHN’S COMING OVER AGAIN. I HAVE TO LEAVE THE ROOM FOR 20 MINUTES. FUCK.
got into...
DANC 142 thanks to Kelly Bridges!!! So excited! Now I don’t have to deal with the uncertainty of getting an override. Also, I’m definitely a full-time student with 13 credits next semester. Next semester is scheduled to be a really easy one in order to cope with the stress of winterguard. No classes Mondays or Fridays except for random government movie nights on Mondays.
I can...
Ahahaha I was using the wrong tablle of critical values to find the p-value for the chi-square distribution. That explains a lot XD
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FINALS WEEK!!! Starting on a high note.
studying for stat...
drinking a Smirnoff ice, ignoring my roommate. Good day. Although I’ve been holed up in Chandler since I woke up and I haven’t really eaten. Despite the small amount, maybe drinking isn’t the smartest idea. But whatever, I can’t drink it during the week because of finals so I have to drink it today :)
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sooo last night...
was thankfully good in that they decided to go elsewhere to drink. Although I could hear the boys being like, “dude, let me talk to your roommate”. I wanted to be like, “THE WALLS ARE PAPER THIN; I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU SAY ABOUT ME”
But that’s that. Putting that fiasco aside, it is the beginnings of finals week. Even though I already took two finals last week....
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I just told that bitch...
that I’m going to bed in a few minutes and I’d like it if the boys coming over could drink in another room. She got on her phone and walked out of the room so I flicked off her retreating figure. I told that biddie, “no”, so if they walk in here I will hit a bitch. Let’s see what happens…
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Hey hilary john is coming over at 11 for 45 mins, just to let u know if thats okay! - No, that is not okay, biddie roommate.
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my B.R...
texted me during my chemistry exam to tell me that she was using the room between 1 and 4. We all know what that means. I texted her back and told her that my class lets out at 3:30 and that I have to go back to the room in order to change for practice. I also told her that whoever he was, he could clear out of the room before then. I failed to include that if I walk in on her having sex, I...
Roll-stepping is the cureall for icy sidewalks and walking past the cops while drunk. Thank you marching band.